dawns birthday
was amazing. it was fantastic, and fun, and FABULOUS!! (picture uncle bobby saying the last one)
it was a beautiful day. dawn and nal had their nails done, and both girls had just gotten their hair colored, and let me tell you, beautiful....
we had been counting down this day for months, so the expectations were high, and we were basically peeing our pants all week long...
barb got there, but it wasn't barb...but no one really cared cuz hello, there was a bad ass limo!!!! we carted all our extra alcohol onto the bus, and her gifts, and prepared to PARTY!! nal put in cd one, and we immediately jumped up and started dancing... unfortunately dancing in a moving vehicle without falling over is more difficult than it sounds... we hadn't even made it out of the apartment complex before nal flashed someone. ha ha ha i know i know nal, you didn't really flash them, you were wearing an undershirt. lol.
we went to pick up lisa and on the way, we cracked bottle one of champagne. we then picked lisa said hello to her kiddos, and got back on the bus to pleasure town. (okay not pleasure town, but happy town for sure) We went and picked up kaylee and stacey, and were on our way to wherever the road might lead...
on our way to dinner, we had more champagne, and the first shot of the evening...PATRON!! ps whose idea was that...ewww **by the way, i took a sip of it and passed the rest off to lisa***
we got to the restaurant, and were welcomed by mom, a room decorated with ballons, and a table decorated with chocolate chips... we sat down, only to realize that dawn had yet to man up to the bar... now this is where i have to give roz props. dawn had told her that she would only take three shots while at the post. roz made those shots count. the shots were created in buckets, which when full are two plus shots...ha ha dawn she tricked you! and by the way, the second one took dawn two drinks to finish...i'm not gonna say the word i'm thinking there, but fyi it starts with a "P" so we sit down, order some delicious food, and began our obnoxious yet hilarious evening at the hp. Nikki was our server and she did a fantastic job at wrangling all the mildly intoxicated people into order. then dawn opened her gifts and found out we are all sending her on a cruise!! YAY she was so surprised!! so many funny things happened at dinner. dawn kept looking at tio and yelling tio, i'm so glad you made it! uncle bobby quite possible took cormans virginity, and melissa made some fantastic comment to uncle bill about our bowling event on wed morning...ahh good times... at the end of dinner, dawns cake came out and we sang. the cake was shaped like a bottle of cuervo...amazing...great job nal. dawn was then ready to take her final shot. however, she insisted that mom take it with her. in turn mom insisted that shane take it as well. LOL. roz lines up the shots, and down they go..
we left the hp, and onto elmers where jimmy was kind enough to start dawn with a flaming dr pepper followed by a rick james biatch! for each of us. dawn opened her present from jimmy and put on the fantastic hat..then the smiths bought a round of red-headed sluts, and we boarded the party bus and partied out way to SLO. there were dance competitions and well, basically standing competitions...haha hard wood floors, spilled liquids, a moving vehicle, and four inch heels... good times. uncle bobby's dancing was classic of course....there was a certain hand rail that many attempted....
we arrived in SLO, and went to the library...where we ALL got in, including kaylee...we danced the night away, and dawn made a dollar from melissa for dancing with the guy in the black sweatshirt. then there was the attempt to help that one guy get his dance on...poor guy couldn't even dance as well as jack...we left the library, and found a cozy bench on the way to mothers...after some deliberation we decided to go back to santa maria. as we waited for the limo, (i was on the phone with matt) some guy walks up to me and asks me for a light. i said, no. he then walked over to the rest of the group, and KAYLEE gave him a light. thus began the saga that was zach effron. (aka michael ross wambolt) as he talked and joked with those in the group, he ended up walking across the street with us to meet our limo... however, as we were all walking across the street, he somehow felt it would be appropriate to slap my ass a few times. i bascially punched him in the head and used some very clear words with him, and he said he was sorry. as i am relaying to matt what just happened, i see him boarding the bus (limo). i was like what the????
hhahahahahahah
so onto the bus we all go, and head back to sm. as we get underway, we realize that effron is destined to be THE life of the party. his uhh shall we say antics? were completely out of control. lol. he danced, he laughed, he did things that our parents don't need to know about...haha oh my goodness the pictures i have of that forty minute drive are amazing...i hope someday i run into a sober zach effron, and i can show him these pictures...
we got to the sm inn, and effron bought a round. we then decided to leave, and took stacy and kaylee home...at this point we were so spent that pretty much each of us had commandeered a couch except for gavin and cherise, who were just starting to get their party on. i drove melissa and i home from dawnals house (jacks word) and we stopped at jack in the box on the way home.
all in all, it was a beautiful evening. shared by people we love, people we are close to, in celebration of one of my closest friends. as i write this i am getting all emotional and whatnot. i am so thankful that we have all become friends. it has been close to a year of friendship with you two, and i could not ask for better friends. you guys are always there when i need to vent, or bitch, or need help. i love the laughter, the camaraderie, and who each of you are. i remember back in the day when i couldn't tell who was answering the phone. now i count you both as some of my closest friends. you guys are always honest with me, and supportive, and just all arond fantastic...okay i'm gonna stop writing cuz i'm now crying...uh... i love you girls, and happy 21st dawn!!!xoxox
it was a beautiful day. dawn and nal had their nails done, and both girls had just gotten their hair colored, and let me tell you, beautiful....
we had been counting down this day for months, so the expectations were high, and we were basically peeing our pants all week long...
barb got there, but it wasn't barb...but no one really cared cuz hello, there was a bad ass limo!!!! we carted all our extra alcohol onto the bus, and her gifts, and prepared to PARTY!! nal put in cd one, and we immediately jumped up and started dancing... unfortunately dancing in a moving vehicle without falling over is more difficult than it sounds... we hadn't even made it out of the apartment complex before nal flashed someone. ha ha ha i know i know nal, you didn't really flash them, you were wearing an undershirt. lol.
we went to pick up lisa and on the way, we cracked bottle one of champagne. we then picked lisa said hello to her kiddos, and got back on the bus to pleasure town. (okay not pleasure town, but happy town for sure) We went and picked up kaylee and stacey, and were on our way to wherever the road might lead...
on our way to dinner, we had more champagne, and the first shot of the evening...PATRON!! ps whose idea was that...ewww **by the way, i took a sip of it and passed the rest off to lisa***
we got to the restaurant, and were welcomed by mom, a room decorated with ballons, and a table decorated with chocolate chips... we sat down, only to realize that dawn had yet to man up to the bar... now this is where i have to give roz props. dawn had told her that she would only take three shots while at the post. roz made those shots count. the shots were created in buckets, which when full are two plus shots...ha ha dawn she tricked you! and by the way, the second one took dawn two drinks to finish...i'm not gonna say the word i'm thinking there, but fyi it starts with a "P" so we sit down, order some delicious food, and began our obnoxious yet hilarious evening at the hp. Nikki was our server and she did a fantastic job at wrangling all the mildly intoxicated people into order. then dawn opened her gifts and found out we are all sending her on a cruise!! YAY she was so surprised!! so many funny things happened at dinner. dawn kept looking at tio and yelling tio, i'm so glad you made it! uncle bobby quite possible took cormans virginity, and melissa made some fantastic comment to uncle bill about our bowling event on wed morning...ahh good times... at the end of dinner, dawns cake came out and we sang. the cake was shaped like a bottle of cuervo...amazing...great job nal. dawn was then ready to take her final shot. however, she insisted that mom take it with her. in turn mom insisted that shane take it as well. LOL. roz lines up the shots, and down they go..
we left the hp, and onto elmers where jimmy was kind enough to start dawn with a flaming dr pepper followed by a rick james biatch! for each of us. dawn opened her present from jimmy and put on the fantastic hat..then the smiths bought a round of red-headed sluts, and we boarded the party bus and partied out way to SLO. there were dance competitions and well, basically standing competitions...haha hard wood floors, spilled liquids, a moving vehicle, and four inch heels... good times. uncle bobby's dancing was classic of course....there was a certain hand rail that many attempted....
we arrived in SLO, and went to the library...where we ALL got in, including kaylee...we danced the night away, and dawn made a dollar from melissa for dancing with the guy in the black sweatshirt. then there was the attempt to help that one guy get his dance on...poor guy couldn't even dance as well as jack...we left the library, and found a cozy bench on the way to mothers...after some deliberation we decided to go back to santa maria. as we waited for the limo, (i was on the phone with matt) some guy walks up to me and asks me for a light. i said, no. he then walked over to the rest of the group, and KAYLEE gave him a light. thus began the saga that was zach effron. (aka michael ross wambolt) as he talked and joked with those in the group, he ended up walking across the street with us to meet our limo... however, as we were all walking across the street, he somehow felt it would be appropriate to slap my ass a few times. i bascially punched him in the head and used some very clear words with him, and he said he was sorry. as i am relaying to matt what just happened, i see him boarding the bus (limo). i was like what the????
hhahahahahahah
so onto the bus we all go, and head back to sm. as we get underway, we realize that effron is destined to be THE life of the party. his uhh shall we say antics? were completely out of control. lol. he danced, he laughed, he did things that our parents don't need to know about...haha oh my goodness the pictures i have of that forty minute drive are amazing...i hope someday i run into a sober zach effron, and i can show him these pictures...
we got to the sm inn, and effron bought a round. we then decided to leave, and took stacy and kaylee home...at this point we were so spent that pretty much each of us had commandeered a couch except for gavin and cherise, who were just starting to get their party on. i drove melissa and i home from dawnals house (jacks word) and we stopped at jack in the box on the way home.
all in all, it was a beautiful evening. shared by people we love, people we are close to, in celebration of one of my closest friends. as i write this i am getting all emotional and whatnot. i am so thankful that we have all become friends. it has been close to a year of friendship with you two, and i could not ask for better friends. you guys are always there when i need to vent, or bitch, or need help. i love the laughter, the camaraderie, and who each of you are. i remember back in the day when i couldn't tell who was answering the phone. now i count you both as some of my closest friends. you guys are always honest with me, and supportive, and just all arond fantastic...okay i'm gonna stop writing cuz i'm now crying...uh... i love you girls, and happy 21st dawn!!!xoxox
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Dawn's birthday WAS SO amazing, even though I was sober. Effron is to be thanked for the entertainment, no doubt. And I am SO glad that I stopped being a bitch a year ago so I could get to know you guys! Had I not lowered my wall of acceptance, I would have missed out meeting such an amazing, loyal, proud mother, whom I'm lucky to call my friend. I can't even imagine life without you AND Jack. It just feels like we have friends for all the days! Thank you for being the old hag with guidance for all...love you, NAL
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